i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your face is a jimmy john
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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