Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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