so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
All the doctor said was why
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Randomize
