Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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