i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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