You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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