yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
being pregnant is like rehab
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
