I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
