Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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