at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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