He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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