Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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