Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
pray to the hookup gods
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
why is half of my head shaved?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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