So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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