you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So squirting runs in the family.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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