just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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