When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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