I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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