ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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