it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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