I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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