quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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