Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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