So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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