I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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