ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I love you. Go after that dick
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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