Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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