I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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