tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
40s are totally the cure
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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