Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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