im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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