The brown eye won't let me do that either.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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You coming home soon, man?
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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