Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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