I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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