butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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