maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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