:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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