then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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