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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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