What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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