Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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