Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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(614): View more from Ohio

Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And to think..we used to do everything sober...

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(360): View more from Washington

It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.

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(915): View more from Texas

She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.

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