It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.