Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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