It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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