i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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