Me too!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
