Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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