North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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