Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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