dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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