Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
