Dual....:-)
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize
