i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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